Hi there!

I'm Poyo. I like replacing oxygen with CO2.

I've got some tricks under my sleeve.

I'm good at web development. I sometimes read the MDN Web Docs for fun, and learn about weird/obscure HTML tags. Such as <meter>!

Can you believe this?? Not a single ounce of CSS.

I enjoy writing C, Go and TypeScript programs that I will never touch again. My code isn't usually pretty. But I do improve a liiiiiiiiiiitle bit with every LOC I write.

My creations.

I have made a couple of projects along the years. Here's a selection of my coolest so far:

Poyo's curated Certified Bangers™ playlist

Honorary mentions

My inevitable Wikipedia quotes section.

That makes no sense but eh, nobody could understand Oppenheimer either, so I respect it.

- Poyo is a physicist.

My cactus isn't moving. Is it dead? Its heartrate is spiking!!

- Poyo is a medic.

What is a house, but a bigger closet.

- Poyo is a poet.

Man sees keyboard, sits in front of it, types gibberish.
A trillion men see keyboard, type gibberish.
One of them wrote this bio.

- Poyo is a mathematician.
console.log("I hate javascript")
- Poyo is a programmer.

"I want to talk to your manager."

Shoot me an email at aifqewxiv@tsc.sss. I love talking to people! (tip: the email is caesar ciphered)

The most epic hall of glory.

People in this list have demonstrated their outstanding intellect by deciphering the little 88x31 button below.

You could be on this list too. I'll be waiting.

Link back to me.

Hotlinking is okay, even though I'd rather you didn't.

Poyo's button. Try to decipher it! I hid a message in this button but I forgot what it was.
Everything's okay RIP Poyoweb

Friends and cool people.

thesomething.uk - very british raccoonbutt.com Kabe!! :D chxshire22 wsg jleuthardt.com White bearded-wizard Aseprite Kepler. Her website is insane