Hi there!

I'm Poyo. I like replacing oxygen with CO₂.

I've got some tricks under my sleeve.

I'm good at web development. I sometimes read the MDN Web Docs for fun, and learn about weird/obscure HTML tags. Such as <meter>!

Can you believe this?? Not a single ounce of CSS.

I enjoy writing C, Go and TypeScript programs that I will never touch again. My code isn't usually pretty. But I do improve a liiiiiiiiiiitle bit with every LOC I write.

My creations.

I have made a couple of projects along the years. Here's a selection of my coolest so far:

★ Indieseas was an "indie web" search engine that indexed websites based on 88x31 button relations, preventing corporate slop from getting indexed (ish).
At its peak, it had over 20k indexed buttons! I'm very proud of this project.
★ PoyoWeb was a static website hosting service. Even though it is now a joke, due to how bad it was, I learned so many things from it.
It will always have a special place in my heart <3
(WIP) Farga is a work-in-progress git forge. It's lightweight. :P
Dofi is a fantasy console I wrote in C using Raylib. It's very buggy but I did learn a lot! Pointers made sense from then onwards.
GET REKT!! lets you prank your friends. You send them a link, which returns a customized meme video with publicly available data that looks dangeous.
Behind the scenes, it uses FFmpeg to overlay timed text over the meme matching its background song's BPM.
Pictoroom Is a Pictochat clone that works online. Chat with your friends using little drawings.

Poyo's curated Certified Bangers™ playlist

Jon Lajoie - Everyday Normal Guy 2 (10/10 - relatable)
Frank sinatra - My Way (9.9/10 - The blue-eyed man is at it again)
Injury Reserve - Three Man Weave (9.8/10 - masterpiece)
House of Pain - Jump Around (9.8/10 - it reminds me of MODNATION RACERS for some reason)
Evanescence - Bring Me To Life (9.8/10 - I LOVE IT WHEN THE BEAT DROPS)
Nujabes - F.I.L.O (9.7/10 - holy shit)
R.E.M - Losing My Religion(9.7/10 - Did you know it's a heartbreak song?)
Mountain Brothers - Paperchase (9.7/10 - "f****** CEOs don't see my flow as a business opportunity" bar)
Willie Colón - ¿Oh que será? (9.6/10 - It's a beautiful song)
Labi Siffre - My Song (9.6/10 - makes me cry on occasions)
Kanye West - Touch The Sky (Solid 9.5/10, the lyrics are pretty ingenius if you search them up)
QoQinox - Homecoming but the beat is Chicago (9.2/10 - Hear me out)
Kanye West (not ye) - Flashing Lights (9.1/10 - No comment)
very cool tutorials - Trap Royalty (9/10 - This is how signing the delivery man's form with a crayon feels)
Will Smith - Gettin' Jiggy Wit It (8.8/10 - damn, he got the rhymes)
JAY-Z - Empire State of Mind (8.7/10 - "in neew yooowk")
Hotel Ugly - Shut Up My Mom's Calling (8.6/10 - ring ring)

Honorary mentions

Ice Cube - It Was a Good Day (8.1/10 - it truly was a good day)
Estelle + Kanye West - American Boy (8/10)
PSY - Gangnam Style (8/10 - ayyy sexy lady)
Masayoshi Takanaka - Brasilian Skies (It doesn't feel fair grading this song. It's GOOD! Period.)

My inevitable Wikipedia quotes section.

That makes no sense but eh, nobody could understand Oppenheimer either, so I respect it.

- Poyo is a physicist.

My cactus isn't moving. Is it dead? Its heartrate is spiking!!

- Poyo is a medic.

What is a house, but a bigger closet.

- Poyo is a poet.

Man sees keyboard, sits in front of it, types gibberish.
A trillion men see keyboard, type gibberish.
One of them wrote this bio.

- Poyo is a mathematician.

console.log("I hate javascript")

- Poyo is a programmer.

"I want to talk to your manager."

Shoot me an email at aifqewxiv@tsc.sss. I love talking to people! (tip: the email is caesar ciphered)

Link back to me.

Hotlinking is okay, even though I'd rather you didn't.

Poyo's button. Try to decipher it!

I hid a message in this button but I forgot what it was.

Everything's okay

RIP Poyoweb

Friends and cool people.

thesomething.uk - very british

raccoonbutt.com

Kabe!! :D

chxshire22 wsg

White bearded-wizard

Aseprite

Kepler.

Her website is insane